WHAT DID YOU SAY?[]
You heard right!
Bitches and whores...
Marimo Jinguuji was seen eating with another man!
Now you and I both know that we can't have that happening! No, that's against the RUUUUUUUUURRRUUUUUUUS. Lucky for us, Stalker-kun here is quite adept at dealing with rule-breakers.
Go get 'em, Stalker-kun!
Origins of the Gag Article[]
Jinguuji-sensei in the process of getting isekai'd to the world of Gundam 0080
It is best left unexplained, but since a lot of people don't understand the reference, here's a light spoiler explanation:
CHOMP happened during Alternative. The result was the creation of quantum information of "EATING", "FUCK NO" (and it's variants Type-77 "OH HELL NO", Type-97 "FOR FUCKS SAKE" and Type-94 "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS") and finally "PIECES EVERYWHERE".
Shirogane then returned to Extra, but he was a Causality Conductor so the meta state information of CHOMP came with him.
He spent a lot of time with Marimo and the CHOMP information flowed into her. They later spent a nice time at a restaurant "EATING". The two split their ways before the rest of the information could be created.
The world looked at Marimo and thought: Hang on, according to this CC information, some quantum data is missing, we need to fix this!
So the world fucked around a bit and Mr. Stalker completed the "PIECES EVERYWHERE" part.
Next day TV broadcast "Jinguuji-sensei was seen EATING with another man" and gave the final piece "FUCK NO" (and its variants) and to everyone still standing.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Jingujii-sensei Stalker-kun wgah'nagl fhtagn