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Moe Anthropomorphized BETA[]
In the alternate universe where the Joshin Eishi Cryska (女臣衛士クリスカ) short adult games are set, the BETA are humanoid females, whose character designs are based on BETA classes in the Unlimited/Alternative universes. So far, there have been two official designs for moe anthropomorphized female BETA, based on the Destroyer- and Tank-class. Also see Destroyer-Class Plushie and Haiburu.
There is also a doujin of BETA girls that far predates Joshin Eishi Cryska. Records of this vital document are scarcer than the Russian Soviet leadership's respect for their non-ethnic Russian Soviet troops, and can essentially be treated as lostech prized above even G-Elements.
Fandom Reactions[]
The BETA, because of their phallic/ugly nature, have spawned a number of humorous/morbid/odd/a combo of all three fanart and references; the fandom in general provides us with an unending stream of hilarious art, and phrases like "CHOMP" have become an accepted expression in the Muv-Luv English-speaking community in general.
A small group of people have been known to use "Double BETA" as a hilarious insult, in the vein of another similar method of making light of an opponent's humanity.
BETA are not pretty cool guys, they will eat your waifus and do not, under any circumstance, afraid of anything.
When the smile comes...
Let us have our favourite BETA, Grappler-kun, make his opening speech.
"What the **** did just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I ranked top of my class at silicon and organic dismemberment in the Kashgar Hive, I have over 300 confirmed tons. I am trained in swarm warfare and I'm the best Grappler in the entire mining force.
You are nothing to me but just another element. I will crush you with Mohs the likes of which have never been seen on this puny planet, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit over your psychic link? Think again, chompbait.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Superiors and your brain waves are being traced right now so you better prepare for the herd, godless organic. The herd that wipes that out this pathetic little ball you call a planet. You're f***ng harvested, resource. I can stampede to anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's with just my forearms.
Not only am I perpetually pissed off, unstoppable, and merciless, I have access to every strain in the hives and I will use them to their full extent to transport your miserable atoms off the face of this world, you carbon deposit. If only you could have known what mind-breaking depression your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon the earth you would have used your SDS.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, inferior. I will shit brains all over you and you will drown in them. You're already recycled, kiddo."
- A VERY angry Grappler-class BETA.
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