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Ichimonji Takahashi

一文字鷹嘴


Birthday March 1
Nationality Japanese
Game Appearance Muv-Luv
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If this guy isn't The Stig then I don't know what to believe anymore.

LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

LOOK AT HIM!

Goddamn. This suave bastard right here drives a 60 meter limousine LIKE IT AIN'T NO THING, like any motherfucker can just walk up to such a beast and wrangle it like its a bull. Whereas Walken shits Freedom and Bald Eagles, Takahashi pisses Brake Cleaner and shits High-Angle Corners. You need to be somewhere fucking yesterday? He will drive right off a goddamn cliff to get your ass there.

But what's that? You don't have any use for chauffers who are probably the Stig in your little BETA infested universe? FUCK YOU! This smooth operator right here won't even hesitate to throw his entire dropship right in the line of fire because that's how much of a stone cold baller he is.

If you haven't figured it out by now he's a living tribute to Initial D.

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