Lazaford Fields are force fields produced when translation errors and lack of proper QC plague an Operating System. The Lazaford Field is capable of reflecting lasers as it is aptly named, as well as to cause people to get down to doing epic shit (like intercepting lasers intended to shoot down aircraft... with aircraft), but its force is still no match for String.
Origins of the Gag ArticleEdit
What Rutherford Fields were mistakenly called in the leaked English Patch for Muvluv Alternative. The name has a certain ring to it... unfortunately, it makes zero sense both in and out of the story.
Well, can't say they didn't try. Good job, guys.